Mom: We have so many things to do tomorrow!! Make sure you’re awake and ready to leave the house early!
Alisha: Okay what time?
Mom: 1pm!

“So many things to do” include: getting haircut, buying new pair of jeans, making Sephora run…aka all the mundane things we didn’t do during break, and all the things I hope to charge to my mom’s card (hey, I’m a poor college student). Also, leave it to my mom to wait until the last minute! I do believe this is where I inherited my intense procrastination skillz.

• The moment you realize the cash gained on your birthday will be inevitably spent on textbooks for the new semester
• Opening the fridge and finding there are no more pastries or sweets
• Waking up one day to find that you are just another wee little person in this crayzee world

Like fervently brushing your teeth the day before a dentist appointment in a vain attempt to appear superbly hygenic, attempting to get your irregular sleep cycle back on track by “making up for” the hours of sleep lost in one long slumber of a night is just as stupid.